Saturday, June 13, 2009

My new buddy


Picked up an interesting tip at work Thursday and I have yet to decide what to call it.

It was busy at work all day that day, one delivery after another to mostly-generous customers glad to get the nutritious and delicious I am proud to bring. Then late in the afternoon I went to a singlewide trailer that was about as old as I am, to a 300-poundish customer who stiffed me. As I left, her Chihuahua got out and made a beeline for the road, but I grabbed him up and carried him back to the residence. 'Dang dawg,' the woman said before thanking me and letting him back in.

Got back to the store a just a few minutes later another order--to the very same house. I got there and she had company, and I guess wanted to feed them, too. Once again she stiffed me (oh well, no surprise that time) and once again the dog got out and took off for the road. So, knowing that Chihuahuas tend to lack the sense to stay out of the road (Mama kept 'em when I was a kid) I picked him up again and took him back to the doorstep.

This time rotund customer said, "Yew wont that dawg? Cuz he seems like he wonts yew." No, I can't take your dog, ma'am, I replied. "Well I wuddunt kiddin, yew want im?

Hmmm I thought, my kids have been after me to get a dog for them to play with when they visit me every other weekend...I know the breed is all right and their poop piles are small, even though I am a cat person from way back, I guess it wouldn't hurt....

"Well if y'all don't want him I guess I'll take him."

"Good lemme git his bag of food for ya," and with that, I had a new buddy.

As for a name, I have it narrowed down to two choices. One is Tip, or Tippy, since he was sort of a tip from a customer...but that one isn't very colorful.

Since I know the breed and how they can be, and their origin in Mexico, I kinda like Pendejo as a name...and if it doesn't work out, a buddy gave me a recipe:

2 lbs. lean chihuahua
1 envelope taco seasoning
1 can (14.5 ounces) diced tomatoes, Mexican style
1 small can green chile peppers
1 can (8 oz.) tomato sauce
1/2 cup chopped onion
two beef bouillon cubes or equivalent granules or base
2 cans (15 ounces each) red kidney beans; rinsed and drained
Shredded cheddar cheese

Sunday, May 31, 2009

DeSoto Caverns redux
















This time we did not do the cave, we were just there to play...and we did.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Hot for flag burning and a healthy Constitution

I have been holding this one back for awhile, working on it and getting it right. Right about now is the time to let 'er rip.

Awhile back, for the first time in about 20 years I saw a bumper sticker having to do with the vehicle owner's opposition to burning the American flag.

It took me back to circa 1988, when the elder George Bush was in power and there was talk of legislation to add an amendment to the U.S. Constitution making burning our flag a crime. The effort failed, but I remember of a LOT of people favoring it and not afraid to tell everybody why, and the bumper sticker yesterday made me remember what I thought about the issue.

Although I consider burning our flag an affront to who I am, the idea of it being a crime to burn the flag is somehow an even bigger slap in my face as an American.

You see, I believe in the Bill of Rights and the Constitution. All of it. With all my heart I believe that no government anywhere in the world has the right to tell its people how to worship; how to talk; whether or not people can pack heat; how people can be shaken down, tried or sent up; or pick their leaders. I believe all of it, even the parts of it I don't like to see sometimes.

So even though I hate watching people burn our flag, even more I hate others trying to say they can't do it, because that act is exercising free speech, and nobody who does not want to hear such speech has to listen or watch.

Most people I know agree the government has not right to tell us how to talk or how to worship or not to worship. But for some reason, that degree of surety does not extend to other amendments to the Constitution.

The Second Amendment is perhaps the shortest amendment, and it had not been challenged in more than 100 years. But it is the amendment that is the least-understood by most people.

The Second Amendment says those of us who are not crazy and not criminals can keep guns, and most people get that. But the part not most people get is, that the Second Amendment really had nothing to do with hunting or self-defense or protecting one's home. The Second Amendment is about us keeping guns because we might need them to deal with a tyrannical government.

The reason I state my interpretation of the amendment so boldly is because people I know who will argue the altruistic importance and irrefutable sense of right behind freedom of speech and freedom of religion have so often attempted to minimize their belief in the Second Amendment. But I am not one of those people...I don't want to see you burn my flag. But you have the right to do it. If and when a politician tries to tell you that you can't burn our flag, and threatens to jail you for it, I will be there with you for that flag barbecue.

It has been said said that the ultimate act of patriotism is dying for one's country or killing for one's country. And even though it's been a very long time since our country was genuinely threatened, the next time it is, I will be willing to kill or be killed for it. As much as I respect the sense of duty and honor that comes with military service, I also know that no one has been called upon to truly fight for their country in a very long time.

Being sent to one's death in a faraway place for no good reason is not the same thing...and I have kin who have been sent abroad in just that way. They were brave, I respect the way they served, and I don't know that I could have served as well as they did. But I also know that they were not 'fighting for their country' in places like Korea, Vietnam, Kuwait and Iraq the same as the people fighting for the country during the Revolutionary War, the Civil War and World War Two. (You'll notice the wars I left out and I hope you know why)

But as I so often stray from my own train of thought, I have again. People who say they believe in the Constitution will agree that that it's clear that the government does not have the right to tell you what you can't say...that it has no power of telling you how to pray...or not pray...that you as a voter are the person who chooses who makes your laws...and so on.

So how can it be hard to understand, or even open for interpretation, whether or not you have the absolute, irrefutable right to keep a closet full of high-powered rifles, not to hunt with or protect your home with, but just to have in case you need them to deal with a government that might get out of hand?

That is what I believe, and I am sticking to it. If somebody says your God is no good, I'll fight for you and pray to the God I call my own. If somebody says you can't say something, I'll step up and say it with you. If somebody says you can't burn our flag, call me and I'll look the other way and stand watch while you strike the match. If somebody says you can't have a gun, I'll give you one of mine (I have plenty and I am Federally licensed) and a couple hundred rounds of ammo to go with it.

Does it get any more American than that?

The Amendments

The following are the Amendments to the Constitution. The first ten Amendments collectively are commonly known as the Bill of Rights. History


Amendment 1 - Freedom of Religion, Press, Expression. Ratified 12/15/1791. Note

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.


Amendment 2 - Right to Bear Arms. Ratified 12/15/1791. Note

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.


Amendment 3 - Quartering of Soldiers. Ratified 12/15/1791. Note

No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.


Amendment 4 - Search and Seizure. Ratified 12/15/1791.

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.


Amendment 5 - Trial and Punishment, Compensation for Takings. Ratified 12/15/1791.

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.


Amendment 6 - Right to Speedy Trial, Confrontation of Witnesses. Ratified 12/15/1791.

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defence.


Amendment 7 - Trial by Jury in Civil Cases. Ratified 12/15/1791.

In Suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise re-examined in any Court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.


Amendment 8 - Cruel and Unusual Punishment. Ratified 12/15/1791.

Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.


Amendment 9 - Construction of Constitution. Ratified 12/15/1791.

The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.


Amendment 10 - Powers of the States and People. Ratified 12/15/1791. Note

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.


Amendment 11 - Judicial Limits. Ratified 2/7/1795. Note History

The Judicial power of the United States shall not be construed to extend to any suit in law or equity, commenced or prosecuted against one of the United States by Citizens of another State, or by Citizens or Subjects of any Foreign State.


Amendment 12 - Choosing the President, Vice-President. Ratified 6/15/1804. Note History The Electoral College

The Electors shall meet in their respective states, and vote by ballot for President and Vice-President, one of whom, at least, shall not be an inhabitant of the same state with themselves; they shall name in their ballots the person voted for as President, and in distinct ballots the person voted for as Vice-President, and they shall make distinct lists of all persons voted for as President, and of all persons voted for as Vice-President and of the number of votes for each, which lists they shall sign and certify, and transmit sealed to the seat of the government of the United States, directed to the President of the Senate;

The President of the Senate shall, in the presence of the Senate and House of Representatives, open all the certificates and the votes shall then be counted;

The person having the greatest Number of votes for President, shall be the President, if such number be a majority of the whole number of Electors appointed; and if no person have such majority, then from the persons having the highest numbers not exceeding three on the list of those voted for as President, the House of Representatives shall choose immediately, by ballot, the President. But in choosing the President, the votes shall be taken by states, the representation from each state having one vote; a quorum for this purpose shall consist of a member or members from two-thirds of the states, and a majority of all the states shall be necessary to a choice. And if the House of Representatives shall not choose a President whenever the right of choice shall devolve upon them, before the fourth day of March next following, then the Vice-President shall act as President, as in the case of the death or other constitutional disability of the President.

The person having the greatest number of votes as Vice-President, shall be the Vice-President, if such number be a majority of the whole number of Electors appointed, and if no person have a majority, then from the two highest numbers on the list, the Senate shall choose the Vice-President; a quorum for the purpose shall consist of two-thirds of the whole number of Senators, and a majority of the whole number shall be necessary to a choice. But no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States.


Amendment 13 - Slavery Abolished. Ratified 12/6/1865. History

1. Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

2. Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.


Amendment 14 - Citizenship Rights. Ratified 7/9/1868. Note History

1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

2. Representatives shall be apportioned among the several States according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each State, excluding Indians not taxed. But when the right to vote at any election for the choice of electors for President and Vice-President of the United States, Representatives in Congress, the Executive and Judicial officers of a State, or the members of the Legislature thereof, is denied to any of the male inhabitants of such State, being twenty-one years of age, and citizens of the United States, or in any way abridged, except for participation in rebellion, or other crime, the basis of representation therein shall be reduced in the proportion which the number of such male citizens shall bear to the whole number of male citizens twenty-one years of age in such State.

3. No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.

4. The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned. But neither the United States nor any State shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States, or any claim for the loss or emancipation of any slave; but all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal and void.

5. The Congress shall have power to enforce, by appropriate legislation, the provisions of this article.


Amendment 15 - Race No Bar to Vote. Ratified 2/3/1870. History

1. The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of race, color, or previous condition of servitude.

2. The Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.


Amendment 16 - Status of Income Tax Clarified. Ratified 2/3/1913. Note History

The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration.


Amendment 17 - Senators Elected by Popular Vote. Ratified 4/8/1913. History

The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Senators from each State, elected by the people thereof, for six years; and each Senator shall have one vote. The electors in each State shall have the qualifications requisite for electors of the most numerous branch of the State legislatures.

When vacancies happen in the representation of any State in the Senate, the executive authority of such State shall issue writs of election to fill such vacancies: Provided, That the legislature of any State may empower the executive thereof to make temporary appointments until the people fill the vacancies by election as the legislature may direct.

This amendment shall not be so construed as to affect the election or term of any Senator chosen before it becomes valid as part of the Constitution.


Amendment 18 - Liquor Abolished. Ratified 1/16/1919. Repealed by Amendment 21, 12/5/1933. History

1. After one year from the ratification of this article the manufacture, sale, or transportation of intoxicating liquors within, the importation thereof into, or the exportation thereof from the United States and all territory subject to the jurisdiction thereof for beverage purposes is hereby prohibited.

2. The Congress and the several States shall have concurrent power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.

3. This article shall be inoperative unless it shall have been ratified as an amendment to the Constitution by the legislatures of the several States, as provided in the Constitution, within seven years from the date of the submission hereof to the States by the Congress.


Amendment 19 - Women's Suffrage. Ratified 8/18/1920. History

The right of citizens of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of sex.

Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.


Amendment 20 - Presidential, Congressional Terms. Ratified 1/23/1933. History

1. The terms of the President and Vice President shall end at noon on the 20th day of January, and the terms of Senators and Representatives at noon on the 3d day of January, of the years in which such terms would have ended if this article had not been ratified; and the terms of their successors shall then begin.

2. The Congress shall assemble at least once in every year, and such meeting shall begin at noon on the 3d day of January, unless they shall by law appoint a different day.

3. If, at the time fixed for the beginning of the term of the President, the President elect shall have died, the Vice President elect shall become President. If a President shall not have been chosen before the time fixed for the beginning of his term, or if the President elect shall have failed to qualify, then the Vice President elect shall act as President until a President shall have qualified; and the Congress may by law provide for the case wherein neither a President elect nor a Vice President elect shall have qualified, declaring who shall then act as President, or the manner in which one who is to act shall be selected, and such person shall act accordingly until a President or Vice President shall have qualified.

4. The Congress may by law provide for the case of the death of any of the persons from whom the House of Representatives may choose a President whenever the right of choice shall have devolved upon them, and for the case of the death of any of the persons from whom the Senate may choose a Vice President whenever the right of choice shall have devolved upon them.

5. Sections 1 and 2 shall take effect on the 15th day of October following the ratification of this article.

6. This article shall be inoperative unless it shall have been ratified as an amendment to the Constitution by the legislatures of three-fourths of the several States within seven years from the date of its submission.


Amendment 21 - Amendment 18 Repealed. Ratified 12/5/1933. History

1. The eighteenth article of amendment to the Constitution of the United States is hereby repealed.

2. The transportation or importation into any State, Territory, or possession of the United States for delivery or use therein of intoxicating liquors, in violation of the laws thereof, is hereby prohibited.

3. The article shall be inoperative unless it shall have been ratified as an amendment to the Constitution by conventions in the several States, as provided in the Constitution, within seven years from the date of the submission hereof to the States by the Congress.


Amendment 22 - Presidential Term Limits. Ratified 2/27/1951. History

1. No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than once. But this Article shall not apply to any person holding the office of President, when this Article was proposed by the Congress, and shall not prevent any person who may be holding the office of President, or acting as President, during the term within which this Article becomes operative from holding the office of President or acting as President during the remainder of such term.

2. This article shall be inoperative unless it shall have been ratified as an amendment to the Constitution by the legislatures of three-fourths of the several States within seven years from the date of its submission to the States by the Congress.


Amendment 23 - Presidential Vote for District of Columbia. Ratified 3/29/1961. History

1. The District constituting the seat of Government of the United States shall appoint in such manner as the Congress may direct: A number of electors of President and Vice President equal to the whole number of Senators and Representatives in Congress to which the District would be entitled if it were a State, but in no event more than the least populous State; they shall be in addition to those appointed by the States, but they shall be considered, for the purposes of the election of President and Vice President, to be electors appointed by a State; and they shall meet in the District and perform such duties as provided by the twelfth article of amendment.

2. The Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.


Amendment 24 - Poll Tax Barred. Ratified 1/23/1964. History

1. The right of citizens of the United States to vote in any primary or other election for President or Vice President, for electors for President or Vice President, or for Senator or Representative in Congress, shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or any State by reason of failure to pay any poll tax or other tax.

2. The Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.


Amendment 25 - Presidential Disability and Succession. Ratified 2/10/1967. Note History

1. In case of the removal of the President from office or of his death or resignation, the Vice President shall become President.

2. Whenever there is a vacancy in the office of the Vice President, the President shall nominate a Vice President who shall take office upon confirmation by a majority vote of both Houses of Congress.

3. Whenever the President transmits to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives his written declaration that he is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, and until he transmits to them a written declaration to the contrary, such powers and duties shall be discharged by the Vice President as Acting President.

4. Whenever the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive departments or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall immediately assume the powers and duties of the office as Acting President.

Thereafter, when the President transmits to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives his written declaration that no inability exists, he shall resume the powers and duties of his office unless the Vice President and a majority of either the principal officers of the executive department or of such other body as Congress may by law provide, transmit within four days to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House of Representatives their written declaration that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office. Thereupon Congress shall decide the issue, assembling within forty eight hours for that purpose if not in session. If the Congress, within twenty one days after receipt of the latter written declaration, or, if Congress is not in session, within twenty one days after Congress is required to assemble, determines by two thirds vote of both Houses that the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties of his office, the Vice President shall continue to discharge the same as Acting President; otherwise, the President shall resume the powers and duties of his office.


Amendment 26 - Voting Age Set to 18 Years. Ratified 7/1/1971. History

1. The right of citizens of the United States, who are eighteen years of age or older, to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of age.

2. The Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.


Amendment 27 - Limiting Congressional Pay Increases. Ratified 5/7/1992. History

No law, varying the compensation for the services of the Senators and Representatives, shall take effect, until an election of Representatives shall have intervened.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Outdoor Alabama Expo











We dodged downpours getting there, but later caught a break from the rain as the kids and I succeeded in our every-other-weekend quest to get out for something we'd never done...the Outdoor Alabama Expo.
Put on each year by the Alabama Department of Conservation and Natural Resources, the expo was held this year at Oak Mountain State Park south of Birmingham. Of course I have known about that park since...well...let's just say a kid born the year I first visited is old enough to buy alcohol!! Plus, I have known about what Alabama has to offer with its outdoors even longer. There are always people new to the state, and a new generation of those who have not discovered the outdoors is always growing--and this expo was for them.
The expo was free, which was nice, but we've been places we had to pay admission that were not nearly as fun or diverse. And we did not even get to see and do it all.
Even before we parked the car it was impossible to miss one part of the expo--shotguns and rifles. Since that has been one of my favorite brands outdoor fun ever since I was allowed to play with one, I was proud to see the line to shoot guns was the longest we saw all day. It was packed with mostly teenage boys, but there were also girls and adults waiting, too. So this gun nut was twice proud, even though Griffin and Carlie were too young to participate...but we just might break out Griffin's .22 if the weather is nice...
Wow, quite the digression! But those who know me are grinning all the same.
Elsewhere at the expo fish and wildlife displays made use of the park's lake and pavilion. There were quite a few kids of all ages wetting a line, although I did not see anybody catching anything. That may have been because we spent more time with the hands-on part of the exhibit. In addition to each and every freshwater game fish being displayed on ice, there were tanks low enough for kids to catch and play with fish, crawdads, tadpoles, and snails. Nearby were tables of taxidermy exhibits.
There were other things to see relevant to the way humans use the outdoors, including conservation, enforcement, safety and rescue, canoeing and boating. Also represented were ways mankind is dedicated to making sure the outdoors survives our use and thrives, including the Alabama Forestry Commission, the Alabama field office of The Nature Conservancy, the U.S. Forest Service and the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers.
I'm gonna be sure and catch this next year, and can only hope those in charge will let me demonstrate how cool it is to shoot pieces of junk from 100 yards away with a 60+ year-old military rifle...hey, we need more gun nuts like me!

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Go fly a kite!


With Carlie nursing bronchitis we stayed closed to home for our day out this time, with an old kid favorite but still one we'd yet to enjoy.
Things started off great when I went shopping for kites and discovered there was quite the selection with choice of cartoon characters, complete with string and needing only about 15 seconds of assembly time for the princely sum of $1. At that price I bought extras for a nothing-to-do afternoon in the future.
We went to the best big empty spot I know of--ball fields behind the Pell City Civic Center. Its proximity to Logan Martin Lake certainly seemed to help the wind conditions, which were paltry at best.
Griffin had never, ever handled a kite before but with one or two false starts he was off and running literally. Carlie took some cajoling to join in the fun, and did so only briefly before making her own fun. She even was slow to play along with me shooting pictures!
It was another quick and easy afternoon being daddy, in a way I'd not gotten to do before, and we were glad.
On the way out, I noticed a group of 12 and 13-year-old kids leaving soccer practice, talking with their ultra-cool friends and pretending their parents were not with them. As we stopped to let them cross the parking lot, I could not help thinking that before I know it, Griffin and Carlie will be too cool to be seen with me, too.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

In and out of Shades Creek


The kids and I always love getting out for my weekends with them, and I always make a point to make those getaways are to places we've not been before.
Shades Creek park in Homewood was a place I had been meaning to check out ever since it was developed as such in the last 10 or so years. The creek drains Alabama's wealthiest town, Mountain Brook (suburb of Birmingham) but with the exception of a ritzy mall, its banks are a respite from development despite the fact the locale is built-up not far away.
Wow, sorry for that run-on sentence! Maybe it's appropriate since the creek runs on, I guess.
Best I can remember, the park and exercise path were built using federal funds made available for watershed protection and the Americans with Disabilties Act. There was also some involvement with an endangered species--a salamander I think? And a tiny fish by the name of vermillion darter? Either way, I have never ceased to be amazed at the diversity of critters in and around the creek, given its proximity to population, pavement, traffic, garbage and general indifference most humans have to the world around us.
The trail is flat as a board and paved, which makes it accessible to handicapped persons, and I think it was created with an agreeement that the park can't be redeveloped for anything else.
It was a beautiful day, so we saw a good number of people jogging and walking for exercise. I was struck by repeated sightings of single women jogging by themselves, and tried to remember the last time I ran without being chased...it's been awhile!
I also noticed that just abouy every jogger we saw was wearing a digital music player and earphones, or earbuds, or whatever you call those things. I never have quite understood the need for those things while exercising outside. I mean, heaven forbid a person just listen to the water and woods out there...or meet and talk to somebody there. But hey, maybe that is just me being uninitiated to the insular world of personal fitness?
And anyway...the kids and I were there to play. The trail isn't much more than a mile long, which was about right for them and their short legs and even shorter attention spans. Once we walked it, I found a relatively flat and undergrowth-free spot to get in that creek.
The water was not warm, but it was not cold, either. They did not flinch getting in it and splashing around, but I did make sure their clothes stayed dry, because I know from personal experience a car ride home in wet clothes makes a good mood go away in a hurry.
I saw, but was unable to catch, some crawdads in the creek to show the kids and maybe let them get pinched...also saw some tiny fish and mussels, which I liked because their existence means the water of the creek has remained clean enough for life.
There is a more of the creek that could be added to the park. As I see it, the park could be extended all the way to I-65 in the future, and who knows, maybe it will be. It is off to a great start towards its goal of giving people access to nature that it right next to where a bunch of them live and work. And the more people know about their world, the better off that world will be, I say.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

A few miles through Porter's Gap

75 degree weather in early March made the chance at another afternoon on the woods took good to pass up, so my lily-white children and I went and walked a few miles through Porter's Gap in the Talladega National Forest.

It had been awhile--too long, really--since I had hiked the Pinhoti Trail. It runs a total of 140 miles, mostly in the national forest from the Alabama-Georgia line to near Sylacauga. I have walked most of that length over the years, most of which is quite physically challenging since it traverses mountains along most of its length. Along the way there lakes, creeks, springs, practically untouched wilderness and cuts through the heart of Cheaha State Park. So in addition to the things brochures for the Pinhoti tout--like hiking, camping, fishing and taking in the flora and fauna--I have also had a wide range of fun that can only be had in the middle of the woods where no one is a trespasser.
Saturday the kids and I were at Porter's Gap, a break in the moutains near the Talladega County/Clay County line. If you have ever hiked or want to hike the Pinhoti, Porter's Gap is notable because it is where the trail crosses Alabama Highway 77 and has parking--both of which are important for accessing it.
There was only one other car at the parking area when we got there after lunch. I had with me two faithful pieces of personal Pinhoti souvenirs: hiking boots that are 15 years old and a Kelty backpack that's 16. Although having brought them out reminded me how long it had been since I put them to good use, I was very glad that I spent good money for good stuff all those years ago because they served me liked they did new. I'd learned early on that a cheap pair of boots and a pack without modern waist and shoulder straps takes the fun out of toting your way through the woods, and fast.
Even though Saturday's load of camera, sandwiches, fruit and drinks was incredibly light (I have humped as much as 60 pounds up to 15 miles a day before) I'd only planned on doing a mile or so with Griffin and Carlie because I was not sure how much they's like it. That question got answered soon after we set out, when they asked for and were given permission to run down the well-worn open trail. A mile got gone quick, and they wanted more, so with the intention of stopping at the next spot that looked good for eating lunch, we pressed on.
The terrain changed from gentle slopes and smooth earth to increasing inclines and rocky ground just enough to remind me: a whole bunch of the Pinhoti is not for tender feet. About the time we had slowed down and there were no more requests to run, I spotted a nice collection of rocks with tabletop-like faces, free of undergrowth and well off the trail. So lunch--and rest--was had.
We worked our way back to the trail and backtracked slower, looking closer at what there was to see. Griffin did his best to make sure that no clump of moss went unkicked along trails edge and Carlie made sure I was made aware of muddy spots she needed to be carried over. It was about the time I could see the gleam of the Civic's windshield in the late-afternoon soon that I heard the first hints of whining from Griffin when he asked how much further was it back to the car. When I paused and pointed it out to him through the woodline, he threw on one last sprint to the parking area. And with that, a beautiful afternoon in the woods was done.